Den­tal work. I think some­thing that hurts so bad should be free. Bet­ter yet, the den­tist should have to pay us. I’d rather go through sev­en­ty pelvic exams than one den­tal exam.

Okay, maybe not.

I nev­er had good teeth to begin with. I’ve had the same den­tist since I was four, and my file there is six inch­es thick. There isn’t a tooth in my head that has­n’t had some kind of inter­ven­tion. It sure did­n’t help when my first child (while in utero) forced me to eat lemons.

Who says den­tures are a bad idea? 🙂