{"id":5339,"date":"2009-09-05T23:00:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T05:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oliviabrynn.wordpress.com\/?p=216"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:26","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:26","slug":"my-lickable-laborer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/my-lickable-laborer","title":{"rendered":"My Lickable Laborer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome! If you&#8217;ve just stumbled upon this post, you should go back to the beginning blog, my good friend and the other half of my brain <a href=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\" target=\"_blank\">Alanna Coca<\/a>. If you&#8217;re following along like good little instruction followers, you just came from <a href=\"http:\/\/paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Paige Tyler&#8217;s blog<\/a>. Are we set? Okay, on with the good stuff&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-217 alignleft\" title=\"Lickable Laborer\" src=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/sexy_men_08.jpg\" alt=\"Lickable Laborer\" width=\"440\" height=\"632\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Jack<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#000000;\">The job site was hell.\u00c2\u00a0It had to be over a hundred degrees out today. When one\u00c2\u00a0careless crane operator ran into the cold water pipe, it started spraying all over the place.\u00c2\u00a0 Everyone scrambled to put things back together, but Jack couldn&#8217;t resist taking advantage while he could. He knew he&#8217;d have to get back to work soon. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#000000;\">Surely someone\u00c2\u00a0will wonder why he just left the crane where it was&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sigh. That post took me much longer than it should have. Jack is pretty damn distracting. Don&#8217;t forget to leave a comment for your chance to win that huge grand prize!<\/p>\n<p>Okay blog hoppers, on to the next blog:\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/trinamlee.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/07\/labor-day-blog-tour\/#comment-13\" target=\"_self\">Trina M. Lee<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ll follow along when I&#8217;m done with Jack here&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome! If you&#8217;ve just stumbled upon this post, you should go back to the beginning blog, my good friend and the other half of my brain Alanna Coca. If you&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[13,12,14],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-1o7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}