{"id":5001,"date":"2009-07-09T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannacoca.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/09\/the-worst-way-to-spend-1000"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:27","slug":"the-worst-way-to-spend-1000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/the-worst-way-to-spend-1000","title":{"rendered":"The worst way to spend $1,000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Den\u00adtal work. I&nbsp;think some\u00adthing that hurts so bad should be free. Bet\u00adter yet, the den\u00adtist should have to pay us. I\u2019d rather go through sev\u00aden\u00adty pelvic exams than one den\u00adtal&nbsp;exam.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, maybe&nbsp;not.<\/p>\n<p>I nev\u00ader had good teeth to begin with. I\u2019ve had the same den\u00adtist since I&nbsp;was four, and my file there is six inch\u00ades thick. There isn\u2019t a&nbsp;tooth in my head that has\u00adn\u2019t had some kind of inter\u00adven\u00adtion. It sure did\u00adn\u2019t help when my first child (while in utero) forced me to eat lemons.<\/p>\n<p>Who says den\u00adtures are a&nbsp;bad idea?&nbsp;\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den\u00adtal work. I&nbsp;think some\u00adthing that hurts so bad should be free. Bet\u00adter yet, the den\u00adtist should have to pay us. I\u2019d rather go through sev\u00aden\u00adty pelvic exams than one den\u00adtal&nbsp;exam.&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-1iF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}