{"id":5001,"date":"2009-07-09T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannacoca.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/09\/the-worst-way-to-spend-1000"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:27","slug":"the-worst-way-to-spend-1000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/the-worst-way-to-spend-1000","title":{"rendered":"The worst way to spend $1,000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dental work. I think something that hurts so bad should be free. Better yet, the dentist should have to pay us. I&#8217;d rather go through seventy pelvic exams than one dental exam.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, maybe not.<\/p>\n<p>I never had good teeth to begin with. I&#8217;ve had the same dentist since I was four, and my file there is six inches thick. There isn&#8217;t a tooth in my head that hasn&#8217;t had some kind of intervention. It sure didn&#8217;t help when my first child (while in utero) forced me to eat lemons.<\/p>\n<p>Who says dentures are a bad idea? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dental work. I think something that hurts so bad should be free. Better yet, the dentist should have to pay us. I&#8217;d rather go through seventy pelvic exams than one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-1iF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}