{"id":5,"date":"2009-02-07T14:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannacoca.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/07\/writers-block"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:27","slug":"writers-block","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/writers-block","title":{"rendered":"Writer\u2019s Block"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it isn\u2019t so much writ\u00aders block, as lazi\u00adness and sponge\u00adbob marathons on Sat\u00adur\u00addays. Who can focus on writ\u00ading steamy scenes when Squid\u00adward is play\u00ading the clar\u00adinet?! There are times when I&nbsp;can block every\u00adthing out except my tap\u00adpety tap on the keys, oth\u00ader times I&nbsp;just can\u2019t&nbsp;focus.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&nbsp;need choco\u00adlate. Yeah, that\u2019s it\u2026<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it isn\u2019t so much writ\u00aders block, as lazi\u00adness and sponge\u00adbob marathons on Sat\u00adur\u00addays. Who can focus on writ\u00ading steamy scenes when Squid\u00adward is play\u00ading the clar\u00adinet?! There are&nbsp;times&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}