{"id":3938,"date":"2011-07-03T05:21:12","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T11:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\/?p=3938"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:21","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:21","slug":"six-sentence-sunday-7311","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/six-sentence-sunday-7311","title":{"rendered":"Six Sentence Sunday 7\/3\/11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2825\" src=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/fineprint-new-3d.jpg\" alt width=\"166\" height=\"237\">Tis the week\u00adend for patri\u00ado\u00adtism! Cana\u00adda Day on Fri\u00adday, and Inde\u00adpen\u00addence Day on Mon\u00adday! I&nbsp;searched through my pub\u00adlished books for six patri\u00adot\u00adic sen\u00adtences. I&nbsp;could\u00adn\u2019t find any, but I&nbsp;did notice that more than one set of char\u00adac\u00adters enjoy our nation\u00adal pas\u00adtime. Base\u00adball! I&nbsp;won\u00adder where they get that.\u2026<em>blush<\/em> Here are six from my book <a href=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\/books\/fine-print\">Fine Print<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>The Braves made it fif\u00adteen innings\u2013that run in the end was bull\u00adshit and you know it.\u201d Derek spoke into the phone, using his free hand around Kara\u2019s waist to keep her beside him amid the throngs of sta\u00addi\u00adum evac\u00aduees. \u201cNo way; keep your Angels, man. The Braves are gonna pull out of this&nbsp;slump.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kara liked to lis\u00adten to Derek talk. His voice was com\u00admand\u00ading, but not abra\u00adsive, and low enough to vibrate against her.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ll have you know that I&nbsp;don\u2019t like the Braves. At all. But thanks to my cov\u00ader art request error, I&nbsp;end\u00aded up with an Atlanta<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=derek+jeter&amp;hl=en&amp;client=opera&amp;hs=twp&amp;rls=en&amp;channel=suggest&amp;tbm=isch&amp;prmd=ivnsuol&amp;ei=rqoPTqzhEsTL0QGCs5WhDg&amp;sa=N&amp;start=0&amp;ndsp=20\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3939\" title=\"Rawr\" src=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/derek_jeter.jpg\" alt width=\"215\" height=\"262\"><\/a> sky\u00adline (I got my books mixed up, okay?) I&nbsp;had to change Derek from a&nbsp;Rangers fan to a&nbsp;Braves fan dur\u00ading edits. I&nbsp;can\u2019t tell you how much that hurt me (Apolo\u00adgies to Braves fan). In con\u00adso\u00adla\u00adtion, his name is Derek, in homage to the best short\u00adstop in his\u00adto\u00adry. <em>sigh<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Any\u00adway, enjoy your hol\u00adi\u00adday week\u00adend, and have fun read\u00ading the pletho\u00adra of <span class=\"caps\">SSS<\/span> Posts, \u00c2&nbsp;all list\u00aded at the <a href=\"http:\/\/sixsunday.com\" target=\"_blank\">offi\u00adcial web\u00adsite<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2621\" src=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Sig.png\" alt width=\"126\" height=\"65\"><\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Tis the week\u00adend for patri\u00ado\u00adtism! Cana\u00adda Day on Fri\u00adday, and Inde\u00adpen\u00addence Day on Mon\u00adday! I&nbsp;searched through my pub\u00adlished books for six patri\u00adot\u00adic sen\u00adtences. I&nbsp;could\u00adn\u2019t find any, but I&nbsp;did notice&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-11w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3938"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}