{"id":10,"date":"2009-02-20T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannacoca.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/20\/my-wireless-drug"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:27","slug":"my-wireless-drug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/my-wireless-drug","title":{"rendered":"My wireless drug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/goofypalm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/goofypalm.jpg?w=184\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>So my phone stopped working. Not completely, I could still do everything on it except make or receive phone calls. I&#8217;m always surprised, and a little ashamed when I can&#8217;t get through a day without my Treo stuck to me like glue. What is so all fire important in my life that I feel the need to be connected to everyone who happens to have my phone number or email address? I berated myself for two days, then today I got my replacement in the mail and WOO HOOOO I went back to my addiction like some crazed street drug user. Blackberry devices have been laughingly renamed &#8220;crackberry&#8221; for this reason. I&#8217;m trying to think of a good word to describe my Palm Treo&#8230;<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my phone stopped working. Not completely, I could still do everything on it except make or receive phone calls. I&#8217;m always surprised, and a little ashamed when I can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}