{"id":10,"date":"2009-02-20T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alannacoca.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/20\/my-wireless-drug"},"modified":"2014-08-01T02:38:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-01T08:38:27","slug":"my-wireless-drug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/my-wireless-drug","title":{"rendered":"My wireless drug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/goofypalm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt src=\"http:\/\/alannacoca.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/goofypalm.jpg?w=184\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div>So my phone stopped work\u00ading. Not com\u00adplete\u00adly, I&nbsp;could still do every\u00adthing on it except make or receive phone calls. I\u2019m always sur\u00adprised, and a&nbsp;lit\u00adtle ashamed when I&nbsp;can\u2019t get through a&nbsp;day with\u00adout my Treo stuck to me like glue. What is so all fire impor\u00adtant in my life that I&nbsp;feel the need to be con\u00adnect\u00aded to every\u00adone who hap\u00adpens to have my phone num\u00adber or email address? I&nbsp;berat\u00aded myself for two days, then today I&nbsp;got my replace\u00adment in the mail and <span class=\"caps\">WOO<\/span> <span class=\"caps\">HOOOO<\/span> I&nbsp;went back to my addic\u00adtion like some crazed street drug user. Black\u00adber\u00adry devices have been laugh\u00ading\u00adly renamed \u201ccrack\u00adber\u00adry\u201d for this rea\u00adson. I\u2019m try\u00ading to think of a&nbsp;good word to describe my Palm&nbsp;Treo\u2026<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my phone stopped work\u00ading. Not com\u00adplete\u00adly, I&nbsp;could still do every\u00adthing on it except make or receive phone calls. I\u2019m always sur\u00adprised, and a&nbsp;lit\u00adtle ashamed when I&nbsp;can\u2019t get through a&nbsp;day&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3WdCY-a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alannacoca.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}