The worst way to spend $1,000

Dental work. I think something that hurts so bad should be free. Better yet, the dentist should have to pay us. I’d rather go through seventy pelvic exams than one dental exam.

Okay, maybe not.

I never had good teeth to begin with. I’ve had the same dentist since I was four, and my file there is six inches thick. There isn’t a tooth in my head that hasn’t had some kind of intervention. It sure didn’t help when my first child (while in utero) forced me to eat lemons.

Who says dentures are a bad idea?